Even a novice can get a strike. Bowling shoes come in more attractive collors in smaller sizes. Copernicus did not design the bowling scoring system. Bowling balls are not fingernail friendly -- though someone in Texas is no doubt working feverishly to remedy this. French fries and bowling do not mix -- though, much like skating rinks, it appears you can count on fries being pretty good and everything else being pretty bad at the bowling alley food stand. And, after staring at a nine pound bowling ball, not to mention repeatedly lifting and hurling it down a long, wooden macadam at wavery, distant pins, I am convinced I never, ever want to give birth. Nine pounds, that is the size of a baby, right? Holy cats! I had no idea.
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