dolph and the bronze sculpture
Dolph decides today the absolute best place for him to lie is in the office with his nose stuck into an alcove formed between the wall and the office shelves.
It is a one foot square space with this little bronze sculpture in it. Which sort of takes up all the space.
And also Dolph has decided to lie there partly to make me suffer for the fact he is not allowed to lie behind the office chair.
[No animals are allowed to lie behind, in front of, or right next to the office chair. They kept taking my knee out when I tried to step around, over, and into the fifth dimension to get around them so now it is a three feet rule.]
Dolph knows his nose will fit around the sculpture if he just does it right but --
It is not working out because Loki is taking up too much space over there already and Dolph trying to make everything work while Loki gives him the eye ["Forget it I am not moving"] knocks the sculpture over.
Trauma!
I move the sculpture and say, "Dolph you are fine lie down."
No way.
Dolph totally does not even want to lie with his nose in the corner where the sculpture fell because it is a traumatic corner.
Forget the sculpture is not there anymore.
It is a bad news corner now.
I am betting he will decide he has to lie with his nose in the corner I moved the sculpture into instead now.
Dogs.
Sheesh.
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