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Okay just as I was recovering from Flash Frenzy I landed in PHP frenzy. (This is post recovering from CSC frenzy so you can see there is a lot of frenzy going on around here and I am just not going to mention MySQL frenzy never mind.) PHP sounds like an abbreviation for cramps but it is not it is an internet thing. I can not explain it. I just do it and pray it works. And mostly it does. Sort of like a washing machine. I do not know how a washing machine works but on a good day I can get it to clean socks. That is PHP to me. Minus the socks. Plus a lot of frenzy.
SeeMaxRun is changing hosts pretty soon which is the reason for a lot of this frenzy. That means one of these days the site will be down for a bit though I am not sure which of these days because I am still testing hosts or for how long because that is out of my control, once you push that button it is good-bye site till it magically reappears. (Well sort of magically. After you hit a lot of buttons.) But it will happen.
(It also depends on how evil Network Solutions decides to be I have heard scary stories hmm.)
If I do everything right the message board will still be up while the site is down. I am in the process of changing over message boards now too (which is going to throw the workshoppers off a ledge for sure but I am hoping they are fast healers) so things could get very bumpy -- or go real smooth. It depends on whether everything goes as planned. (Stop laughing, it could happen.) Meanwhile --
I need a break from code madness so I am writing Thoughts early. (Wow, early, who knew?) And this episode of thoughts is --
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Jeez. They are talking about blow jobs on TV again. And not on the "my television turns into a porn panorama after midnight" cable channel either. ON THE NEWS.
I guess some basketball player got a blow job. Now it is in the paper. On television. On the radio. All over the internet. . . .
Okay. Look. I do not care about basketball players getting blow jobs. I mean, a basketball player got a blow job. Big whoop. Does anybody care? Besides maybe the basketball player?
I do not even think blow jobs are newsworthy events. Maybe for the participants. Probably someone getting a blow job finds it real interesting. But for the world at large? A basketball player getting a blow job does not lower interest rates. A basketball player getting a blow job does not resolve conflict in the fertile crescent. A basketball player getting a blow job does not blow up the World Trade Center. A basketball player getting a blow job does not elevate education standards. Or rip Halley's Comet from its orbit. It is --
A blow job.
That's it.
Get over it.
The last time the press was this excited about a blow job it was the president getting a blow job. Okay, the only reason I care about the president getting a blow job is, well, it is good to know he is doing something to relieve stress. The president has a pretty stressful job. Probably he should be getting blow jobs. Lots of blow jobs. There should maybe be special security people just to keep an eye on him and if he starts looking a little too stressed they could step in and suggest one. "Mr. President, you are looking a little tense there, might I suggest a blow job?" That way the president will not get too stressed and maybe too frisky around buttons labeled "launch."
Also it would wreck havoc with terrorist schemes. Evil Terrorist Bob goes out to bag the president. Evil Terrorist Bob returns.
"Where is the president?"
"We were set but he nipped out for a blow job and ruined our tight schedule evil terrorist scheme."
Truth, justice and the American way prevail. Because of a blow job. Yay!
Other than that?
I. Don't. Care. Who. Gets. Blow. Jobs.
I especially do not care when I am just trying to eat a nice slice of pizza in front of the TV and some news anchor pops into my living room yelling about blow jobs. Yegads.
It is odd to me too the people who think blow jobs are news worthy the most always are also the people excited about protecting the youth of America from sex talk the most too. "We have got to protect the youth of America no sex talk!" And then they yell about blow jobs all over the news and ask people personal questions about the details of their blow jobs (jeez buy a manual or something) and publish them. In books and pamphlets and reports. That the youth of America can read. (Or could read if anyone was paying as much attention to teaching the youth of America to read as people are paying to blow jobs.) What is up with that?
It is
all confusing to me. But would everyone please write their local news
people and tell them blow jobs are just not news?
Thank
you.
Your Tired of Blow Jobs In The News Adams Girl
PS:
Zsasmine Donatello wrote seemaxrun haikus! I am so cracked up. They are
great. Go see at zsasmine's
haikus.
PPS: What is up with the website opening browser window has been a big question lately. What is up with that is it is scaled for a screen resolution bigger than 800 x 600, which, before I changed the page parameters, I did not realize half the web population is still using. You have three choices if this is a problem for you:
Choice One: change your monitor resolution and if you do the whole net will be prettier you really should. (It is right up there under "control panels" you can do this.)
Choice Two: bookmark and enter on the "home" link: http://www.seemaxrun.com/home.htm
Choice
Three: hang tough and wait for me to crack and take off the resizer code
because I get so many complaints about it.
(There
is a choice four but I am not telling it would be rude.)
PPPS:
I have beeen revamping the message board in a message board frenzy too.
(Just in time to rebuild it ooh la la.) Go see at talk
back. And type something.
(wink)
