my sexy boyfriend
I am sitting here wearing my seemaxrun t-shirt. I just got it. Yay!
Really the shirt arrived the other day but I didn't realize that package was t-shirts because there were so many script packages I figured it was another script and didn't open those till today. (Now you know how I spend my holidays. No, not changing shirts. Well okay, that too. But reading scripts.) It is such a cool surprise. Like opening a bill and discovering a check inside the envelope instead.
These shirts are massively fun to me. There are a lot more designs than are on site. That is because I figured, Well, how many people besides me would honestly want a seemaxrun or Max and Cow shirt? So I just put a couple on site to be funny and then I bought them all for me and now I am charge card poor and shirt happy. And wearing one. Yay!
The shirt makes up for the whacko who wrote me I plagiarized William Goldman's "font." The woman who thought a guest book was a good place to give me notes on a script released as a motion picture in 1997. The bizarre anti-Max cult that attacks the book on Amazon.com. The "friend" who decided I needed to hear "everything you do is not good." And the fight I had with my sexy boyfriend --
Wait.
Back up.
MY SEXY BOYFRIEND.
(I just love that part.)
Yes. Your intrepid Adams Girl is seeing someone. He is tall and has very green eyes. And that is all you need to know about him exept, um --
Stop trying to set me up.
Now everyone will have to figure out whether there is a sexy boyfriend or I just made him up so you will stop trying to set me up.
I am wiley that way.
Meanwhile --
I love my shirt. Yay!
Love
and Kisses,
Your Intrepid Adams Girl
PS: Just for fun, everyone email my Warner publicist Lauren Lawson and tell her Max Adams was not "born in the boondocks of Sandy Utah" the Time Warner author page is WRONG.
(I keep doing it and it is not making a dent.)
PPS: For anyone curious, I was born in the City of Angels. On a Sunday. In the Queen of the Angels hospital. I am also named after the Archangel Michael. Pretty prophetic, huh? All together my name is the god-like conqueror and judge. Just makes you shiver in your boots, doesn't it?
