maybe i should stay home more
Dear Diary:
Tonight I was attacked by a sal bug.
Okay that is so wrong.
A sal bug?
Do sal bugs even have teeth?
[The sal bug sure thought so. Also I am suspicious of that bug's name.]
Knocked four spiders off the sun porch.
Got bit by the violent cat.
[The violent cat does have teeth.]
Was insulted by two customer service reps.
Was called names by one "whimsical" forum member.
Ran out of cigarettes.
Got an inspired idea for the script.
Your Maybe I Should Stay Home More Adams Girl
PS: Why do "inspired ideas for the script" always mean "rip the whole thing apart again"?
PPS: Oh well. No rodeo for me.
