too fat to go out?

I would really like to know why I am getting "too fat to go out?" email from diet mailing lists.

It reminds me of this doctor I saw a while back, he was a very nice doctor but he had written this whole book on "weight loss the natural way" and had concocted a special medical program just for that which probably in America one of the few countries in the world in which weight loss is a national pasttime is probably pretty popular but --

I am not exactly its intended audience.

But he would forget that during our visits and just be chatting away and say Oh and then there is the weight loss program --

He was excited about his program so he would just forget it was not the best thing in the world for every one on Planet Earth I guess.

I would just look at him. And wait. Till he remembered himself and said, "Oh, but that is not for you."

Gee. No kidding. Call me when you have a "how to keep the callories on" diet, Doc.

Anyway, whoever it is who thinks it is funny to keep signing me up for lose weight mailing lists, um, quit it.



Love and Kisses,


Your If I Was Any Thinner I Would Be Dead Adams Girl

 

PS: That is like a death threat, isn't it? Sending me lose weight email? Jeesh.

PPS: If anyone wants to buy a nifty Belltown condo going cheap call Beth Hale at Windermere Realty info is at condo.

PPPS: Okay now I am in trouble that was Dolph's email he has been dieting and signing up for email lists and got NO DIET MAIL because I deleted it oops.

 

 

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