my new crush

Okay I have a new crush. That should not come as a surprise, I have lots of crushes. On movie characters. On book characters. On athletes who hit each other with sticks. [What ever happened to Marty McSorley anyway?]

The trick with my new crush is --

The guy is an actual living breathing human being I have actually met.

Wow. Who knew?

He is not my type either. He is not particularly tall. He is not particularly Adonis. But he is funny. He understands three syllable words. He has beautiful hands [I have always been a sucker for hands, I think it is that footrub thing showing up in odd places.] And he jumps out of planes to put fires out. Apparently he does that a lot. Which is just totally heroic if you ask me.

He is also a totally inappropriate crush he lives ninety miles away, barely knows me, it is doubtful he has a crush on me -- though I am dumb about these things, to even know a guy has any sort of crush on me the guy has to parade outside my house wearing a sandwich board that says "hello I have a crush on you" -- and I am planning an eventual possibly soon move to Los Angeles which sort of makes any crush within a one hundred mile radius unsane.

I think I better go work on this script and forget about crushes. Crushes are terribly distracting and I have been distracted enough over the last year and this script needs work.

Still it is nice to know I can have crushes still. On, um, real live living breathing human beings. That is not a bad thing, is it?

Love and Kisses,

Your Easily Distracted Adams Girl

 

P.S.: No he will not see this he is not a computer person didn't I say this crush was inappropriate?

 

 

 

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