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In
honor of the new millenium and to celebrate the publication of "The
Screenwriter's Survival Guide or Guerilla Meeting Tactics and Other
Acts of War" 440Films
and SeeMaxRun are sponsoring
"Three Pages," a comedy scene writing competition. Yay!
What
It's All About: "Three Pages" is a comedy scene writing
competition for screenwriters.
Who
May Enter: Anyone may enter but we think Shane Black and William
Goldman are probably doing fine and shouldn't and the idea is to
give newcomers a chance here.
What
To Enter: A one to three page scene. It must be comedy. It must
be original. And it must be written by you.
*Content
is up to you but the judges do not really go for slapstick and bathroom
humor around here so that might not be your best first choice.
*We
do not care about genre, just make it funny and you are in there.
*Public
figures are fair game but we are real tired of Monica Lewinsky (sp?)
jokes so that might not be your best first choice either.
*Characters
owned and copyrighted by other individuals (for example Bat Man)
may only be used if the scene is satire.
What
You Get If You Win: Max reads your feature length script and
tells her Hollywood friends about it if she likes it and gives you
big notes if she thinks it needs work still.
(We
would like to say Max automatically sends your script to all her
friends but can't because one good scene does not always guarantee
someone can write a full movie but she will do her best and be helpful
and supportive if it looks like the script still needs work.)
Winning
scenes are published on SeeMaxRun and we make a fuss over you.
Winners
get free signed copies of "The Screenwriter's Survival Guide or
Guerilla Meeting Tactics and Other Acts of War."
What
It Costs To Enter: Five dollars. We thought about it a lot and
it just seemed like you should be making some sort of commitment
here so five bucks is it.
How
Many Winners Are There?: There are up to three winners. We had
to think about that too and decided three pages, three winners worked
out.
What
You Get If You Do Not Win: Well you don't get a thing if you
do not win. Sorry about that. But we plan to publish honorable mention
scenes along the way.
*Chances
of getting an honorable mention scene published are better if you
enter before everyone else instead of the last possible day.
Who
Are the Judges?: Well gee Santa has a lot of out of work elves
this time of year --
Just
kidding.
The
judges are Max and writers and industry professionals selected by
Max. Max is the final judge on all entries though and since she
is the one who has to read your script that seemed fair to us and
her decisions are final.
What
Qualities the Judges Look For In Entries: Good writing and funny
scenes.
What
Feedback You Can Expect: Well, if you do not win, none. Sorry,
we just cannot write feedback for every entry.
What
You Agree To By Entering Three Pages: You agree that your submitted
scene(s) may be published on the SeeMaxRun website and/or its message
board Click This.
You
agree that your name and scene(s) may be used by 440Films and/or
SeeMaxRun for promotional and educational purposes.
You
promise that you understand submitted scenes will not be returned
to you and swear on a stack of bibles you kept a copy.
You
swear up and down you understand entry fees will not be returned
even if you disqualify yourself and you will not whine about it.
You
understand contest judging is subjective and the judges' decisions
are final and if you win you win and if you lose you lose and that
is the way it is.
You
guarantee the scene you are submitting is written by you and you
only and your property and you did not swipe it off the internet
or anywhere else.
How
To Get Thrown Out Of The Competition Right Off: If your scene
is over three pages, you are out of there.
If your scene is not in script format, you are out of there.
If
your scene is not funny, you are out of there.
If
your scene is submitted without an entry form and/or entry fee,
you are out of there.
*That
means the whole entry form kids. The entry form is a legal
and binding agreement and if you submit only a portion of it, you
are out of there.
If
you swiped your scene from someone or somewhere else and we catch
you doing it (and we probably will), you are out of there.
If
you submit a full length script we promise we can spot the difference
between three pages and a full length script right off and you are
out of there AND your script is going straight in a recycling bin
unread so just do not even try that it will not work.
The
Rules: You may enter more than one scene but each scene must
be mailed in its own envelope with a its own entry form and entry
fee.
You
can only win once so if your scene comes in in the top three and
you have submitted other scenes, other scenes submitted by you will
be set aside so two other people get a chance too.
Scenes
must be submitted in screenplay format and that means twelve point
courier font with real screenplay margins.
No
writing partners. Sorry. If you win and want to send a feature you
wrote with a partner for your read we will talk but this scene entry
has to be just you.
No
email entries. Email causes formatting and software headaches nobody
around here needs so all entries must be mailed hard copy snail
mail.
No
posting entries on the message board. If you do that the administrators
will evaporate your post in two seconds so send it hard copy snail
mail or else.
The
Cut Off Date: Entries must be recieved by February 28, 2001.
(You have two months, go.)
The
Announcement: Winners will be announced on or around April 1,
2001 and no we are not kidding the dates just worked out that way.
How
To Submit Your Scene: Print and fill out the entry form.
Place
the page number and your name in the upper right corner of each
scene page.
Staple
your scene to your entry form with the entry form on the bottom
and the staple in the upper left page corner.
Mail
your scene and entry form with a check or money order for the five
dollar entry fee payable to "440Films Three Pages" in a regular
business sized envelope to:
Three
Pages, c/o 440Films, 2608 Second Ave., Suite 286, Seattle, WA
98121.
*Please
do not send cash, there are unhappy rumors about envelopes containing
cash disappearing in the mail and they may not be true but we just
think your scene has a better chance of arriving if there is not
cash in that envelope.
How
You Know Your Submission Arrived: If you want confirmation your
scene arrived, also enclose a stamped self addressed post card that
says "Yes my scene arrived at Three Pages" and we will
stick it in the mail to you after your scene comes in.
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